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Who Put The Stump? - Bob Rivers
I'd like to find the guy
Who done me wrong
And stuck my butt up
On this Christmas tree
Who put the stump
In my rump ba bump ba bump
Who took and jammed it
In my ram a lam a ding dong
Who stood the wood
Where I poop she poop she poop
Who put the stick
Up my hipty dipty dip
Who was that man
He shoved it up my can
And left me stranded on this Christmas tree
Yeah
When this angel heard
Chop ba ba bop di chop ba ba bop
A dreadful fear went right into my heart
Those pine tree needles sting me
Ram a jam a ram a jammin' in my ding dong
You'll never know how much that smarts Hooah
So who put the stump
In my rump ba bump ba bump
Who took and jammed it
In my ram a lam a ding dong
Who stood the wood
Where I poop she poop she poop
Who put the stick
Up my hipty dipty dip
Who took that bush
And crammed it in my tush
He made this angel beg for mercy please Yow
Each night when I'm alone
Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
Scratchity scratchity shoop
It sets my tiny bottom all aglow
And every time I wiggle
Slipty din de din slipty din de din
A little further in it goes
Ohhh
Yeah
Rump ba bump ba bump
Ram a lam a ding dong
Slipty din de din
Bobidi bobidi soo
Rump ba bump ba bump
Ram a lam a ding dong
Slipty din de din
Poopity poopity shoop
Rump ba bump ba bump
Ram a lam a ding dong
Slipty din de din
Poopity poopity shoop
Rump ba bump ba bump
Ram a lam a ding dong
Slipty din de din
Poopity poopity shoop
Rump ba bump ba bump
Ram a lam a ding dong