Makin' Whoopee - Doris Day
Every time I hear that march
From Lohengrin
I am always on the outside lookin' in
Maybe that is why
I see the funny side
When I see somebody's brother take a bride
Weddings make a lot of people sad
But if you're not the one
They're not so bad
Another bride another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season another reason
For makin' whoopee
A lot of shoes a lot of rice
The groom is nervous
He answers twice
It's really killin'
But he's so willin' to make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture that same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washing dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious
He even sews
But don't forget folks
That's what you get folks
For makin' whoopee
Down through the countless ages
You'll find it everywhere
Somebody makes good wages
Somebody wants her share
She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes
She makes him strudles and bakes him pies
What is it all for Just so he'll fall for
Makin' whoopee
