Never Do A Tango With An Eskimo - Alma Cogan
You must never do a tango with an eskimo
No no no oh dear no
When a lady from nebraska's at a party in alaska
She must never do a tango with an eskimo
You can do it with a latin from manila to manhattan
You can do it with a gaucho in brazil
But if once those eskimoses start to wiggle with their toeses
You can bet your life you're gonna get a chill
You can never do a tango with an eskimo
No no no oh dear no
If you do you'll get the breeze up
And you'll end up with a freeze up
You must never do a tango with an eskimo
No no no no no no no no no
You must never do a tango with an eskimo
No no no oh dear no
When a lady from nebraska's at a party in alaska
She must never do a tango with an eskimo
You can do it with a sailor from peru to venezuela
You can do it with apaches in paris
But if once an eskimosee starts to cuddle up so cosy
You'll find your passion cooling yes sirree
You can never do a tango with an eskimo
No no no oh dear no
If you do you'll get the breeze up
And you'll end up with a freeze up
You must never do a tango with an eskimo
No no no oh no no no no no
Never do a tango with an eskimo no no no
