Tap, tap, tap.
Schnip, schnip, schnip.
Sit on the chair
While I cut your hair
You, be my man
While I hold your head
Like a horse, I surrender
You're my mate and defender
Let me whisper
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Schnip, Schnip, Schnip
I want to take control
I want to have your soul
Do you want a massage?
I've set up a table on your garage
Who knows with that money you save for haircuts?
You can buy me a wedding ring instead
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Schnip, Schnip, Schnip
Number 3 clipper guard, and an"old spice" after cream
I usually charge my clients, but you don't have to pay
I fasten your black tie, you choose my lingerie
I will wear them while you sit back in your chair and relax
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tap, Tap, Tap
Schnip, Schnip, Schnip
