Did he drop his phone in the bathtub
Did he not pay his bill cuz he‘s bankrupt
Got the tickets like he asked
—That’s why he never showed up
Was he hit by a car
Was he smacked in the head
Did he pass out in the club
Drank too much and dropped dead
Did he marry in a cult
Now his wives and the leader
Wiped out every number in his phone
—That’s why he never answered
Hey you just say it!
You’re busy!You’re high!
You’re gaming!Occupied!
Why make me wait outside
In transit!God dammit!
Just moved to another planet!
But what the heck
You can’t just set me up to get ghosted
I think I should just block him
But won’t it be too dramatic
Thought we clicked it was cool
Something special something true
But he keeps me ghosted
He’s a friend of my friend’s friend
No I’m not a petty person
But I don’t think I wanna see him again
Hum…
Did he leave it in his bedroom
(again)
Or did he bury it in a tomb
I thought he was my friend
I’m a real fool
He’s a spy and his boss
Sent him to Dubai overnight
In the middle of the desert his battery died
Tried flying a jet but it fell from the sky
Some alien found his phone
When the UFO arrived
(Now listen!)
Hey you just say it!
You’re busy!You’re high!
You’re gaming!Occupied!
Why make me wait outside
In transit!God dammit!
Just moved to another planet!
But what the heck
You can’t just set me up to get ghosted
I think I should just block him
But won’t it be too dramatic
Thought we clicked it was cool
Something special song true
But he keeps me ghosted
He’s a friend of my friend’s friend
No I’m not a petty person
But I don’t think I wanna see him again
No tomorrow
It’s one or zero
Yes or No
I don’t wait for lies
“Sorry just saw it”
Full of bullshit
“Give me another chance…I’ll make it right ”
Respect his “culture”
But I’m a ghostbuster
Yes or No
I don’t waste no time
No tomorrow
No ghost or horror
We can’t be friends
This is the last bye-bye
