The Barber - Tim Fite
Who puts the green in the grass
Who put the cream in the calf
Who put the clean in the bath
Who puts the dies in the dust
Who puts the lies in the lust
Who put the flies in the fudge
There's a man in the larder he's a barber
He's got pallor like powder in water
He's hoping he'll introduce himself to your daughter
He's making water he's making water
Who puts the ave in your nue
Who puts the plat in your tude
Who puts the res in your due
Who puts the note in your bank
Who puts the most in your tank
Who puts the toast in your drank
There's a man in the larder he's a barber
He's got pallor like powder in water
He's hoping he'll introduce himself to your daughter
He's making water
Don't drink the water
Who puts the dank in your dirt
Who put the shank in your shirt
The lank in your lurk
(Nobody no no no)
Who puts the bang in your bucks
The rain in your rugs
The stain in your blood
(I've got a stain)
Well I do I put it there I put it all there
And you aingt seen nothing until you've seen what I saw there
Cause I've seen nothing yeah I've seen nothing
All kinds of nothing nothing nothing I've seen nothing
