Spaceship Earth (I. Avec Abandon)

Welcome aboard!

Welcome aboard Spaceship Earth

And it’s so good to meet ya

What’s your worth?

Are you a pleasure seeker?

This ship, oh she’s a keeper!

We drink oil by the litre

And do deals with the grim reaper

If you’re eager?

There’s just one downside

You and everyone you love

Will die on this joyride

There’s just one catch

For you and everyone you love

There’s no escape hatch

Slow motion — commotion

A thickening plot

A giant blind spot

Slow motion — commotion

We’re barely out the cot

On this pale blue dot

Welcome aboard!

Welcome aboard Spaceship Earth

It’s so good to meet ya

Have you heard?

Since Archimedes said Eureka!

We got that gold fever

No students, no teacher

No prudence, only leisure

Are you eager?

There’s just one downside

You and everyone you love

Will die on this joyride

There’s just one catch

For you and everyone you love

There’s no escape hatch

Slow motion — commotion

A thickening plot

A giant blind spot

Slow motion — commotion

We’re barely out the cot

On this pale blue dot

Won’t someone?!!?!?!?

Won’t someone hit the breaks!?!?!!?!?