My left side’s empty, there’s nothing right
My right side’s broken, there’s nothing left in sight
Neurons on vacation, thoughts on delay
Synapses dancing but they lost their way
Left’s empty, right’s a mess
Spinning circles, more or less
Logic’s gone, I must confess
Brain.exe has stopped, I guess
I tried to think, but my brain said nah
Now I’m speaking fluent blah blah blah
Alphabet soup is my philosophy
I lost my train of thought—oh, there goes three!
Left’s empty, right’s a mess
Spinning circles, more or less
Logic’s gone, I must confess
Brain.exe has stopped, I guess
Zigzag—beep boop—circuits fried!
Who put a trombone inside my mind?!
Tick-tock, flip-flop, backwards math
Two plus two is… umm… giraffe?!
System reboot? Nah, never mind
I’ll just keep skanking ‘til I find
A brand-new brain or a reset key
But ‘til that day… it’s ska for me!
