Milk In My Mouth

I went to the kitchen for a midnight snack,

You came up behind me, I ain’t looking back.

You poured me a glass, said drink it down south,

Next thing I know I got milk in my mouth.

Milk in my mouth, can’t spit it out,

You’re shaking that jug, Lord, without a doubt.

Neighbors all staring, I’m laughing out loud,

Baby, oh baby, milk in my mouth.

You dripped on the carpet, splashed on the chair,

I slipped on the sofa, you laughed ’cause it’s fair.

It’s creamy, it’s messy, Lord, hear me shout,

I’m choking with laughter, milk in my mouth.

You said don’t waste it, I said boy, I can,

You’re pouring so heavy like a whole elephant.

The band keeps on swinging, the drummer taps out,

I’m drowning in rhythm, milk in my mouth.

Milk in my mouth, oh what a show,

Jazz horns blowing, let it all flow.

If sin had a flavor, I know it now,

It’s sweet and it’s sticky, that milk in my mouth.