He may be dead
But he makes me feel alive
He stinks up the room
But I think we'll survive
His limbs fall off
But I'm pretty sure that's part of his plan
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
He's my Dan
He's my, he's my, he's my Dan
He's my, he's my, he's my Dan
He scares off dogs
But he puts me at ease
He's terrifyingly strong
He threw me into some trees
He gives great hugs
And even though my brother isn't a fan
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
He's my Dan
(He's my, he's my, he's my Dan)
(He's my, he's my, he's my Dan)
Oh he's my Dan
(He's my, he's my, he's my dan)
Oh he's my Dan
(He's my, he's my, he's my Dan)
