[00:00.00]I Shoulda Been an Astronaut - The Uninvited
[00:23.12]I don't make you quiver down your thighs
[00:29.06]'Cause I make burgers shakes and fries
[00:34.50]You hate what I do
[00:36.81]But I do it all for you
[00:40.06]Would you love me better as a cowboy of the skies
[00:45.06]I should have been an astronaut
[00:47.75]Then I could be the hero everyday
[00:50.49]I should have been an astronaut
[00:53.31]I think that you would love me more that way
[00:56.06]All I'd have to do is float in space
[00:58.87]And I could wear a shield across my face
[01:01.56]Then I could be a fraud and not get caught
[01:04.37]I should have been an astronaut
[01:07.56]Should have been an astronaut
[01:11.37]Architects don't make a woman moan
[01:16.81]Engineers live their whole lives alone
[01:22.62]Nothing turns on chicks
[01:25.00]Like Tang and Space Food Sticks
[01:28.18]And wearing brightly-colored jumpsuits has always been in vogue
[01:32.89]I should have been an astronaut
[01:35.76]Then I could be the hero everyday
[01:38.51]I should have been an astronaut
[01:41.26]I think that you would love me more that way
[01:44.07]All I'd have to do is float in space
[01:47.14]And I could wear a shield across my face
[01:49.70]Then I could be a fraud and not get caught
[01:52.64]I should have been an astronaut
[01:55.33]Should have been an astronaut
[02:11.45]Nobody ever called John Glen a dickhead