She's a Geezer (Explicit)

I went down to the nightclub

To see what I could pull

I must admit no one was there

The place was pretty dull

Suddenly, in walks a bird

Her lips were full and red

Then my inner voice kicked in

And this is what it said:

She's a Geezer!! Her hands were far too big

She's a Geezer, I'm sure she wore a wig

She's a Geezer, She had some facial hair

She's a Geezer, But at the time, I didn't care!

I bought her drinks, we had a laugh

We danced all through the night

I asked if I could walk her home

As it was getting light

She said she wasn't sleepy

But she'd like to go to bed

Then my inner voice kicked in

And this is what it said:

She's a Geezer!! Her hands were far too big

She's a Geezer, I'm sure she wore a wig

She's a Geezer, She had some facial hair

She's a Geezer, But at the time, I didn't care! a Geezer!!

We then walked back to her place

Where we started getting fresh

She removed my trousers

As I removed her dress

Then as we were kissing

My hand ran up her leg

That is when my heart just stopped...

As I found meat and two veg!

She's a GeezerI ran out like the clappers!

She's a GeezerAs I found a pair of knackers!

She's a Geezer almost had a stroke!

She's a Geezer, That bird turned out to be a bloke!

She was a Bloke