[00:01.35]Honey you'll hurt yourself
[00:06.42]I can't play tennis
[00:07.56]My golf's a menace
[00:08.97]I just can't do the Australian crawl
[00:12.27]And I'm no better at volleyball
[00:14.64]Ain't there anyone here for love sweet love
[00:18.75]Ain't there anyone here for love
[00:31.68]I'm apathetic
[00:33.15]And non athletic
[00:35.19]Can't keep up in a marathon
[00:37.32]I need some shoulder to lean upon
[00:40.26]And a couple of arms to hold me
[00:44.40]Ain't there anyone here for love
[00:57.48]I'm not in condition to wrestle
[01:04.89]I've never trained in a gym
[01:10.77]Show me a man who can nestle
[01:15.93]And I'll pin a medal on him
[01:21.81]Need some chappie
[01:22.83]To make me happy
[01:24.09]And he don't have to be Hercules
[01:26.55]Don't anyone know about birds and bees
[01:29.19]Ain't there anyone here for love sweet love
[01:36.06]Ain't there anyone here for love
[01:50.49]Doubles anyone
[01:59.07]Court's free
[02:06.36]Two out of three anyone
[02:16.05]Doesn't anyone wanna play
[02:20.13]I like big muscles
[02:22.53]And red corpuscles
[02:25.50]I like a beautiful hunk o' man
[02:29.73]But I'm no physical culture thing
[02:33.51]Ain't there anyone here for love sweet love
[02:40.92]Ain't there anyone
[02:45.42]Ain't there anyone
[02:50.01]Ain't there anyone anyone anyone anyone for love