Welcome to the Internet (Metal Cover|Explicit) - FamilyJules
Lyrics by：Bo Burnham
Composed by：Bo Burnham
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content-some better some worse
If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test haha
Just not or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer
Would you like to fight for
Civil rights or tweet a racial slur
Be happy be horny
Be bursting with rage
We've got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of
All the different characters in
Harry Potter f**king each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting he just sent you more
Don't act surprised-you know you like it you w***e
See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor buy a broomer
Send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a zoomer find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never f**k you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
You know it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago just before your time
Right before the towers fell circa 99
This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you
You insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad you were barely two
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now look at you oh look at you
You you unstoppable watchable
Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew
And if we stick together who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
A bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
Welcome to the internet
Please don't be absurd
I made a living playing songs from games that
No one's ever heard
And you can make it too
On Youtube or TikTok all right
As long as you're unique cool cringe
Or fun or you're white
Self-identify with numbers
Watch an e-girl cry
Incognito search for how much
Nutmeg eaten gets you high
Show a nipple Punch a cripple
Break the terms of service triple
Algorhythms logarithmically will show you how you'll die
Can I interest you in everything all of the time
Line a streamer and Jeff Bezos'
Pockets with your free Twitch Prime
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
A little bit of everything all of the time
Can I interest you in everything all of the time
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the time
