A Fine Romance (Swing Time) - Fred Astaire/Jimmie Grier
A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
(to mah toes dear)
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po tah toes
(potatoes)
A fine romance you won't nestle
A fine romance you won't even wrestle
You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You never take a chance this is a fine romance
A fine romance my good fellow
You take romance I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
A fine romance my dear Duchess
Two old fogies we really need crutches
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
(Fronce)
I haven't got a chonce (chance)
This is a fine romance