[00:00.00]Heaven Is A Halfpipe - OPM
[00:10.73]If I die before I wake
[00:15.49]At least in heaven I can skate
[00:20.38]Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
[00:25.42]Without the man up on my back
[00:30.33]Now heaven would be a DJ
[00:33.04]Spinning dub all night long
[00:35.31]And heaven would be just kicking back
[00:38.00]With Jesus packing my bong
[00:40.39]And if you don't believe in Jesus then muhammad or buddha too
[00:45.33]And while the world is warring
[00:47.73]We just sit back and laugh at you singing
[00:50.72]If I die before I wake
[00:55.50]At least in heaven I can skate
[01:00.44]Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
[01:05.52]Without the man up on my back
[01:10.50]Now when most people think of heaven
[01:12.95]They see those pearly gates
[01:15.35]But I looked a little closer
[01:17.78]And there's a sign that says do not skate
[01:20.36]So if you wanna come to my heaven
[01:22.90]Where we all gonna have a ball
[01:25.32]And everyone you know is welcome
[01:27.84]Cause we got no gates or walls singing
[01:30.60]If I die before I wake
[01:35.53]At least in heaven I can skate
[01:40.57]Cause right now on earth I can't do sh*t
[01:45.54]Without the man f**king with it
[01:51.15]Then I got to the gate
[01:53.18]Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
[01:55.62]I'm sorry friend you can't come in
[01:58.15]You got a list here that doesn't end
[02:00.58]Like Christian hosoi way back in 87
[02:03.03]We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven
[02:05.61]You think I really care that I missed biology
[02:08.18]Got my education in stale fishology
[02:10.96]With all your rules you gots to chill
[02:13.13]I'm gonna twist out like Mike Mcgill
[02:15.63]Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
[02:18.19]Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
[02:20.70]Got the skills
[02:21.87]Got the skills
[02:23.16]Got the skills
[02:24.37]Got the skills
[02:27.04]Heaven is a halfpipe
[02:32.12]If I die before I wake
[02:36.78]At least in heaven I can skate
[02:41.84]Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
[02:46.85]Without the man up on my back
[02:52.10]If I die before I wake
[02:56.68]At least in heaven I can skate
[03:01.91]Cause right now on earth I can't do sh*t
[03:06.88]Without the man f**king with it
[03:12.04]If I die before I wake
[03:16.90]At least in heaven I can skate
[03:21.95]Cause right now on earth I can't do sh*t
[03:26.94]Without the man f**king with it
[03:32.16]If I die before I wake
[03:36.93]At least in heaven I can skate
[03:41.84]Cause right now on earth I can't do sh*t
[03:46.94]Without the man f**king with it
[03:52.10]If I die before I wake