Intro imitating the owl from the Tootsie Pop commercials
One two three
Chomping sound
Three
Canibus
Yo in linear terms my thirty-three degree and a third
Words will give you thirty-third degree burns
First I write thirty-three lines to a verse
About how I created the Earth out of thirty-three quirks
Thirty-three of my peers never thought it would work
For thirty-three days I started my relentless research
And I figured if Jigga could do '22 2's'
As an mc then I could do thirty-three three's
Suddenly it occurred at three-thirty on March third
It came to me like God's word
I started to load my thirty-three caliber Mossberg
Went to the top of the Empire State on thirty-third
Thirty-three gunshots was heard
Thirty-three pedestrians lay wounded or dead on the curb
Thirty-three squad cars rushed to the scene
As soon as they heard some mad-man had gone berserk
I demanded thirty-three million
Or I was going to kill thirty-three of the women and children in the building
I gave them thirty-three minutes to respond
Then I proceeded to arm a backpack nuclear bomb
I set the timer for three hours and three minutes long
Told them not to try nothing funny or I'd kill them all
They still never responded
Until I saw thirty-three of the SWAT team jump out of three helicopters
I told them for the third and final time
If they crossed the line again I'd take thirty-three lives
Three of the hostages started crying
Three of them started wilding and convinced three more to start an uprising
Three of them stood to their feet and started freestyling
I didn't know what to do so I started rhyming
I tried to kick three-hundred bars
But I got picked off by a sniper from thirty-three yards
The bullet hit me but it got lodged and ricocheted off
Three organs three inches away from my heart
My name went down in history as the illest MC
Rewind it and count it thirty-three threes
