The Black Friday Song (Explicit) - Rusty Cage
Composed by：Benjamin Stuart Steele
Black Friday time to go to the mall
Black Friday I'm gonna purchase it all
Black Friday it's that time of year
Black Friday is the day retail employees fear
Black Friday I'm gonna buy a TV
Black Friday I think instead I'll buy three
Black Friday everything is for sale
But if you shop on black Friday
Then you better beware
Of violence lining up outside of the store
Mob riots everybody crams through the door
Fist fighting blood is gonna cover the floor
And people kill each other for a PS4
Discounts buy a microwave for half of the price
Save money if you're willing to risk your life
Kill people the murder rate is going to surge
Black Friday is the real life version of the purge
Black Friday now that thanks giving has passed
Black Friday
I'm gonna buy some s**t and kick a*s
Black Friday Christmas is soon to arrive
Bring a gun with you shopping if you wanna survive
Hey there black Friday shoppers
Are you ready for some excellent deals
Well then I hope you're prepared
To maim murder and steal
And if some old grandma is trying
To take the last stereo system left
Well don't you hesitate to choke that b***h to death
Black Friday time to go to the mall
Black Friday I'm gonna purchase it all
Black Friday everything is for sale
But if you shop on black Friday
Then you better beware
