[00:02.79]Don't bring the milk in
[00:08.31]Leave it on the porch
[00:13.83]Don't read the papers
[00:14.64]Don't mow the lawn no more
[00:16.07]Drive to the market
[00:18.21]At the break of dawn
[00:19.62]Watch 'em unload the produce
[00:21.33]Then ride right back home
[00:24.00]It's the white man's burden
[00:25.83]And it weighs a ton
[00:27.57]I'm a family man
[00:29.34]Model citizen
[00:31.59]Torment the mailman
[00:35.28]Terrorize the maid
[00:35.88]Try to teach 'em some manners
[00:47.76]Whip 'em into shape
[00:48.39]Down in the basement
[00:50.37]I've got a Craftsman lathe
[00:52.29]Show it to the children
[00:53.46]When they misbehave
[00:54.75]It's the white man's burden
[00:57.36]And it weighs a ton
[00:59.85]I'm a family man
[01:03.09]Model citizen
[01:03.96]I'm a law abiding man
[01:05.58]I'm a good Samaritan
[01:08.01]I pay my taxes when I can
[01:10.41]Model citizen
[01:14.94]In the cool of the evening
[01:41.49]When the sun goes down
[01:52.23]My wife's playing canasta
[01:53.82]With everyone in town
[01:55.53]When I feel the pressure
[01:56.94]And I need a break
[01:59.31]Load up the Winnebago
[02:01.77]Drive it in the lake
[02:04.20]It's the white man's burden
[02:06.57]And it weighs a ton
[02:11.61]I'm a family man
[02:16.89]Model citizen