[00:13.08]If I say what's on my mind
[00:15.70]Dear
[00:16.81]The judge will slap me down
[00:20.02]You've got me in the corner
[00:22.94]And it's only the second round
[00:26.14]So I'll keep my mouth shut
[00:28.38]Darling
[00:29.58]I'll be quiet as a lamb
[00:33.30]And I'll act just as dumb
[00:35.40]Dear
[00:36.24]As you really think
[00:37.66]I amI'll shake your hand like a '
[00:39.52]Rang UtanBe as goofy as a clown
[00:46.81]Clear the streets and book your seats
[00:49.52]Mr
[00:50.57]Stupid's
[00:50.96]Back In Town
[00:53.03]Have you seen me shootright through that hoop
[00:56.16]It's a trick of great renown
[01:00.00]Bring the crowd and laugh out loud
[01:02.76]Mr
[01:03.74]Stupid's back in town
[01:11.25]When your friends point outyou're stuck with
[01:14.33]A Neanderthal for an ex
[01:17.82]Don't fret about it
[01:19.68]Darling
[01:20.95]I still sign my name on cheques
[01:24.25]I can grunt my way through questions
[01:27.56]I can scratch myself and howl
[01:34.18]I can numb you with my dumbness
[01:54.76]I can lay it on with a trowel
[02:03.79]On your 37th birthday
[02:26.89]When he handed you that mink
[02:30.44]Did you still feel like a victim
[02:36.74]With your elbows in the sink
[02:40.00]But I've said too much already
[02:43.35]Now I think
[02:46.64]I'll step aside'
[02:53.52]Cos my alter ego's ready
[03:23.64]For any questions on your mind