The Universal Adjective Song - Pinkard/Bowden
I guess I must've learned that word
When I was just a child
But how the f**k would I know
It would drive my teachers wild
It just seemed so descriptive
When I read it off the wall
I shouted it in the classroom
And had to stand in the f**kin' hall
You know that I refined its use
When I was in the Navy
I learned to eat defensively
And say"Pass the f**kin' gravy"
They taught me how to f**k around
And live it up on leave
The ways I've learned to use that word
You wouldn't f**kin' believe
Oh the universal adjective is
F**kin' up my life
F**kin' up my life (Yeah)
F**kin' up my life
I lost so many friends
I even lost my f**kin' wife
The universal adjective is
F**kin' up my life
I was sittin' in a bar one night
All f**ked up on tequila
My wife comes in all f**kin' mad
Says"I'll f**kin' see ya"
I really didn't understand
Just what the f**k she meant
Until she took me into court
And she took every f**kin' cent
(Sing along)
Oh the universal adjective is
F**kin' up my life
F**kin' up my life (Yeah)
F**kin' up my life
I lost so many friends
I even lost my f**kin' wife
The universal adjective is
F**kin' up my life
