Bubble Gum

Daddy buys secret gum for me

Secret gum for me but not my siblings

I can chew for hours quietly

I'm his favorite child and make his life worth living

Bubble gum, bubble gum

Daddy buys it from the store

Bubble gum, bubble gum

He buys it 'cause he loves me more than you

Suzie wears Ray-Bans when we're out

Those glasses cover up her cross-eyed stare

I used to get my mouth washed out with soap

Just for warning strangers of her evil witch-eye glare

Now bubble gum, bubble gum

Daddy buys it from the store

Bubble gum, bubble gum

He buys it 'cause he loves me more than you

Jimmy wears headphones when we're out

Those headphones cover up his Dumbo ears

I used to get my mouth washed out with soap

Just for using swear words all these years.

Now bubble gum, bubble gum

Daddy buys it from the store

Bubble gum, bubble gum

He buys it 'cause he loves me more than you

See no evil, Susie's ugly eyes could melt your soul

Hear no evil, Jimmy's jumbo ears could sail a boat

Speak no evil, just be the quiet one

Thanks to Daddy's secret gum

Bubble gum, bubble gum

Daddy buys it from the store

Bubble gum, bubble gum

He buys it 'cause he loves me more

Bubble gum, bubble gum

Daddy buys it from the store

Bubble gum, bubble gum

He buys it 'cause he loves me more