[00:14.01]Hello stranger
[00:14.82]Why hello there stranger
[00:15.99]Ah could you tell me how far
[00:17.13]It is to Little Rock
[00:17.94]Well no sir I couldn't buddy
[00:19.29]But they's a devil of a big'n down
[00:20.85]Here in Pap's old field
[00:32.85]Hello stranger
[00:33.54]Why hello again stranger
[00:34.80]Your corn looks awful little and yellow
[00:36.45]Ah I planted the little yellow kind this year
[00:38.19]Well you must not be figuring
[00:39.27]On much more than half a crop are ya
[00:40.50]That's exactly right
[00:41.40]I'm raisin' on the shares 50 50
[00:43.74]You couldn't be very far from a fool
[00:45.57]Couldn't be what
[00:46.44]Very far from a fool
[00:47.31]That's right son just
[00:48.30]This microphone here between us
[01:00.18]Hello stranger
[01:00.81]Why hello there stranger
[01:02.01]How did your potatoes turn out
[01:03.21]Son you'll have to speak a little louder
[01:04.56]I don't hear too well out of this left ear
[01:06.54]I said how did your taters turn out
[01:08.40]Oh my taters They didn't turn out
[01:09.99]A'tall the old sow rooted them out
[01:22.59]Hello stranger
[01:23.25]Hello there stranger
[01:24.18]Would you head that cow there for me
[01:25.50]Buddy she's got a head
[01:26.88]Well turn her then
[01:27.60]The hairy side's turned out
[01:29.07]Well would you speak to her
[01:30.27]Good morning old heifer
[01:45.27]Hello stranger
[01:45.96]Why hello there stranger
[01:46.89]Why don't you cover your house
[01:47.97]Well when it's raining I can't buddy
[01:49.59]And when the sun is shining it don't leak
[02:02.22]Hello stranger
[02:02.91]Hello there stranger
[02:03.90]How far did you say it was to Little Rock
[02:05.79]Buddy ain't you found out how far it is yet
[02:07.89]I can't I can't find out a'tall
[02:09.69]Well I'm sure glad to tell you buddy
[02:11.64]It's three lengths of a fool
[02:13.02]If you don't believe it lay down
[02:14.43]And measure it sometime