All you little sex-machines
Why is it you always get me wrong?
When I'm ready
I sing you by the big-eyed blues
'Cause big-eyed girls are better left unsung
Do you get it?
Do you get it?
All you little sweet dolphin
Adapt me, draw me up your culture scene
'Cause your niece said
But your niece said
And I just threw my harp away
I just threw my blues away
And I'll just throw my life away,
B ut keep my head on straight
'Cause my wife Jan – ain't gonna like it!
My wife Jan – ain't gonna like it!
My wife Jan – ain't gonna like it!
If I take it off today no way
All you little sex-machines
Why is it you always get me wrong?
When I'm ready
And I'm ready
Sing me by the big-eyed blues
'Cause big-eyed girls are better left unsung
Do you get it?
Do you get it?
'Cause I just threw my harp away
And I just threw my blues away
And I'll just throw my life away
But keep that head on straight
'Cause my wife Jan – ain't gonna like it!
My wife Jan – ain't gonna like it!
My wife Jan – ain't gonna like it!
Everybody is talking about things
I just cannot really do
They just don't understand
As a boy, what I am attracted to
All you little sex-machines
Why is it you always get me wrong?
When I'm ready
And I'm ready
I'll sing you by the big-eyed blues'
Cause big-eyed girls are better left unsung
Do you get it?