The Root Beer Store

I sit me down and pour a glass

Best drink in town, I shall not pass

Nary a flavor can surpass

The nectar we call sassafras!!

Let's go down to the Root Beer Store

You've seen it all, well they've got more (at the Root Beer Store)

New brands you never saw before

At the slam-dunk po-dunk Root Beer Store!

They're packing all of the hallmarks

Of"A&W" or"Barq's"

What caramel genius lit the sparks

Of mighty root beer patriarchs?!

Let's go down to the Root Beer Store

You've seen it all, well they've got more (at the Root Beer Store)

New brands you never saw before

At the slam-dunk po-dunk Root Beer Store!

There's"Henry Weinhard's" and"Triple XX-X"

Let's see"River City", or"Route Sixty-Six"

"Oak Creek"'s gone Blonde and Barrel Aged

Go"Hippo Size", or"Hank's Gourmet"

"Mason's", in a keg it's brewed

And of course, the original"Dang! That's Good!"

Let's go down to the Root Beer Store

You've seen it all, well they've got more (at the Root Beer Store)

New brands you never saw before

At the slam-dunk po-dunk Root Beer Store!

At the slam-dunk po-dunk Root Beer Store!

At the slam-dunk po-dunk Root Beer Store!