[00:00.00]In Different Ways (Explicit) - Jon Lajoie
[00:13.34]I can see it in your eyes girl
[00:16.76]That you're in the mood for love
[00:20.34]So I light some candles pour some wine
[00:24.05]Come sit down on the rug
[00:27.19]But there's something I must tell you babe
[00:30.86]Before we take this step
[00:34.87]Something about me girl
[00:37.63]That you do not know yet
[00:45.40]I have no *****
[00:48.74]It was torn off
[00:52.02]In a bicycle accident
[00:54.71]In nineteen ninety nine
[00:58.86]I also lost one ********
[01:01.54]So all I have is a weird uni ball
[01:04.31]And a rubber tube between my legs
[01:09.94]But babe I can love you in different ways
[01:27.11]I'll **** **** to you with the rubber tube
[01:30.60]That I use for urinating
[01:33.92]I'll just tape two popsicle sticks around it
[01:37.70]Make it easier for penetrating
[01:40.86]And having only one ball
[01:44.10]Isn't always a bad thing
[01:47.74]It's like a pool ball in a pillow case
[01:51.21]It's like a cherry on a sundae
[01:57.95]'Cause girl
[01:58.94]I have no *****
[02:02.52]I have no cock
[02:05.72]If it looks like I have a ball
[02:08.31]Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock
[02:12.55]Girl I know that you're afraid
[02:15.38]But I promise baby if you stay
[02:18.78]I'll put a cucumber in the microwave
[02:23.85]And babe I will love you in different
[02:30.07]Ways
[02:39.42]Just because I don't have a cock
[02:41.16]It doesn't mean I can't rock
[02:43.97]Just because I don't have a cock
[02:45.77]It doesn't mean I can't rock
[02:48.85]Just because I don't have a cock
[02:50.53]It doesn't mean I can't rock
[02:53.46]Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock
[02:55.45]I'm still Johny from the block
[02:58.87]O o oh yeah