I'm A Lonely Jew (In the Style of"South Park") - Done Again
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph
'Cos there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity
I'm a Jew a lonely Jew on Christmas
Hanukkah is nice but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year
And instead of eating ham
I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of 'Silent Night'
I'm singing 'Hu Hagtol Gavish'
And what the f**k is up
With lighting all these f**king candles tell me please
I'm a Jew a lonely Jew I can't be merry
But I'm Hebrew on Christmas
