[00:07.21]Hello and welcome to this lit a*s flight
[00:10.43]Federal law requires compliance with all
[00:14.37]signs, placards and crew member instructions
[00:20.50]To fasten your seatbelts put the down buckle
[00:23.59]inside the other buckle
[00:24.55]You probably do this everyday in your vehicle
[00:26.62]It's no different on a plane
[00:28.23]To tie it just pull that strap
[00:30.14]Your seatbelt should be light across your hips
[00:32.10]Are you ready for take-off?
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[00:44.64]We're about to get airborne b***h
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[00:56.54]It's time to f**kin' take-off b***h
[00:58.46]b***h
[01:23.55]Are you ready for take-off
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[01:34.57]It's time to f**kin' take-off b***h
[01:48.46]We're about to experience some turbulence
[02:01.88]Are you ready for take-off
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[02:16.72]Alright, thanks for flying with us on this lovely day
[02:29.31]If you'd like to apply for a sky miles card please see a flight attendant
[02:33.03]Otherwise have a nice evening