The Swan at Kingston

Welcome

To the Swan at Kingston

A quiet place

To get the drinks in

Though someone

Always had to drive

In the summers after 95

Sometimes a golden metro

Or if the twins car

Had had a set to

Then in Paul's

Little black Nissan

The shaky swervy Micra tin-can

Welcome

Welcome

Welcome

Welcome to the swan at Kingston

Welcome

Welcome

To the swan at Kingston

Not on Thames Kingston St Mary

Where Colin's chin was very hairy

Never short

Of pink-tipped match-sticks

On the bar in concave red-bricks

You could smoke

To your hearts content

And that's mainly why we went

Always good fun to be had

But get your phone out

And they would go mad

Turn that off now

They really told ya!

Your hosts Babs

And Colin Loader

Welcome

Welcome

Welcome

Welcome to the swan at Kingston

Welcome

Welcome

To the swan at Kingston

Not on Thames Kingston St Mary

Babs didn't like it if we were lairy