My Name is Morgan (But It Ain't J.P.) - Max Morath
Lyrics by：W.A. Mahoney
Composed by：Halsey K. Mohr
Produced by：Bob Morgan
A man named William Morgan took his girl to see a play
And on the journey homeward they stopped into a cafe
As soon as they got seated Liza grabbed the bill of fare
She called the waiter and she ordered everything was there
Bill says I know you're hungry girl
And I don't like to squeal
But who do you suppose is going
To pay for such a meal
You may have known me pretty long but
One day six big delivery wagons
Back up to Bill's door
And wrong
My name is Morgan but it ain't J P
There is no bank on Wall Street that belongs to me
Forget your champagne appetite
The best you'll get is beer tonight
My name is Morgan but it ain't J P
Bill Morgan married Liza thinking he could change her way
But what she did to William's purse
I'm most ashamed to say
Whenever she went shopping she'd buy everything she'd see
And what she couldn't pay for
She'd have sent home COD
One day six big delivery wagons
Backed up to Bills door
They asked him to accept the goods
While they went back for more
It didn't take Bill long to go
And get his hat and coat
When Liza came back home that night
She found this little note
My name is Morgan but it ain't J P
You must think I own a railroad company
You might know me pretty long
But you've got my initials wrong
My name is Morgan but it ain't J P
