[00:49.59]I'm the 7 foot man
[00:54.60]I've commited no crime
[01:00.75]Bumping my head into doorways
[01:05.09]It happens all the time
[01:10.89]I'm 7 feet tall
[01:13.32]And I repeat
[01:15.87]They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet
[01:20.91]I'm 7 feet tall
[01:24.93]And I don't play basketball
[01:30.48]I'm 7 feet tall
[01:35.73]But I'm still just a man
[01:41.76]So of course it hurts me a lot
[01:44.88]When I walk into the ceiling fan
[01:51.90]Small people say I wish I was him
[01:56.34]But its been nine years since I've had a trim
[02:00.99]The barber says
[02:04.95]I can't reach the top of his head
[02:10.91]7 foot man
[02:13.74]Ha ha
[02:13.92]I cannot hide
[02:15.96]7 foot man
[02:18.06]I know cause I've tried
[02:20.73]7 foot man
[02:23.43]My last girlfriend died
[02:26.22]Because my penis
[02:30.21]Is 7 foot wide
[02:40.47]So the next time you see me
[02:45.69]Walking around
[02:50.97]And my head is right about to hit a tree branch
[02:55.62]Tell me to duck down
[03:00.87]And I'll pay you back
[03:03.15]Soon you will see
[03:06.00]By getting you frisbee down from that tree
[03:10.80]I do what I can
[03:15.09]I'm the 7 foot man
[03:20.67]7 foot man
[03:25.62]7 foot man