[00:13.16]Seventy six trombones led the big parade
[00:31.33]With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand
[00:50.49]They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos
[01:06.33]The cream of ev'ry famous band
[01:12.57]Seventy six trombones caught the morning sun
[01:30.11]With a hundred and ten cornets right behind
[01:35.09]There were more than a thousand reeds springing up like w**ds
[01:39.32]There were horns of ev'ry shape and kind
[01:42.82]There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons
[01:47.05]Thundering thundering all along the way
[01:50.91]Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons
[01:54.61]Each bassoon having his big fat say
[01:57.92]There were fifty mounted cannon in the battery
[02:01.97]Thundering thundering louder than before
[02:05.86]Clarinets of eve'ry size and trumpeters who'd improvise
[02:07.82]A full octave higher than the score
[02:10.45]Seventy six trombones led the big parade
[02:13.21]When the order to March rang out loud and clear
[02:16.78]Starting off with a big bang bong on a Chinese gong
[02:19.25]By a big bang bonger at the rear
[02:27.09]Seventy six trombones hit the counter point
[02:30.67]While a hundred and ten cornets played the air
[02:34.58]Then I modestly took my place as the one and only bass
[02:42.29]And I oompahed up and down the square