If I Were a Girl(If I Were a Boy) - Jenton Lee
Composed by：Jenton Lee
If I were a girl
Even just for a day
Would I be attracted to the guys
Or would I be a girl who is gay
Order a cosmo
And have somebody else pay
I'd be kind of a b***h
And blame it on P M S
So everyone would be nice to me
If I were a girl
I don't think I could understand
How I could love Bridget Jones
But turn my nose at Spiderman
I'd make food for him
'Cause I know how it hurts
When he cooks he always burns it
Microwaves and never turns it
So everything you had got destroyed
If I were a girl
Oh I'd be such a flirt
And make the guys go crazy
With an offensively short skirt
I'd take way too long
To get ready for a date
Make him sit on the couch with flowers
To let him know I'm worth the wait
If I were a girl
I don't think I could understand
How I could swear to love the smart guys
But go crazy for that macho man
I wouldn't use too much teeth
'Cause I know how it hurts
But I'd turn off your xbox
Before you got to save
So everything you had got destroyed
It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
Almost killed the last boss
Then you turned it off
But you're just a girl
You don't understand
And I'm just a boy
Yeah I don't understand
But that's what makes us so beautiful
Our imperfections visible
In spite of that we're all still intact
If I was your mom
