[00:00.00]Kick My Ass (2009 Remaster) - Big & Rich
[00:07.13]Well I walked up to the bar
[00:10.72]I laid down my Platinum card
[00:14.60]Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends
[00:22.00]Well the barmaid passed them out
[00:25.60]And before we chugged them down
[00:29.68]I held mine up said"Here's to us and then"
[00:36.76]Well this blonde slid up to me
[00:40.44]She said"That was awful sweet"
[00:44.18]And then I saw her boyfriend
[00:46.66]As wide as he was tall
[00:51.61]Well he broke up our hug
[00:55.37]With a six foot five inch shove
[00:59.07]And I found myself slammed up
[01:02.10]Against the wall
[01:05.97]Why does everybody want
[01:09.53]To kick my a**
[01:13.38]I'm just trying to have a little fun
[01:17.73]For all the ones who can't
[01:20.61]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
[01:24.83]And I drive my truck too fast
[01:29.88]Why does everybody want
[01:33.42]To kick my a**
[01:37.66]Well I've never been the type
[01:41.20]To walk up and pick a fight
[01:45.00]I've always been the kind to get along
[01:51.91]I throw parties all the time
[01:55.98]And there always on my dime
[02:00.07]We drank and dance and smoke until the dawn
[02:07.08]Well my style of stress relief
[02:10.80]Sometimes disturbs the peace
[02:14.27]The police show up
[02:16.50]And cut donuts in my yard
[02:21.88]And while the Zeppelin's playing loud
[02:25.45]They run off my party crowd
[02:29.31]They cuff my wrist
[02:31.46]And throw me down so hard
[02:36.20]Why does everybody want
[02:39.71]To kick my a**
[02:43.53]I'm just trying to have a little fun
[02:47.91]For all the ones who can't
[02:50.70]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
[02:55.08]And I drive my truck too fast
[03:00.10]Why does everybody want
[03:03.64]To kick my a**
[03:21.72]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
[03:25.92]And I drive my truck too fast
[03:30.94]Why does everybody wants
[03:34.30]It seems like everybody wants
[03:38.14]Why does everybody want
[03:41.58]To kick my a**
[03:53.30]To kick my a**
[04:04.25]Uh more like uh
[04:05.57]Boys play me a love song
[04:09.04]Bedroom music
[04:10.64]Ah brothers uh give me a grove
[04:19.24]So look to your left
[04:20.66]And uh to your right
[04:22.37]If it's somebody you don't know
[04:24.59]Maybe it's time to introduce yourself
[04:28.41]Uh maybe say
[04:30.65]Senorita
[04:32.15]Pleased to meet ya
[04:33.38]Would you like some pizza
[04:34.87]Or margarita
[04:47.48]He jump out the window
[04:48.43]With a guitar in his hand
[04:50.23]Said shoot me daddy I'm super man
[04:52.93]I'm super man
[04:54.40]I'm super man
[04:55.91]I'm super man
[04:57.40]I'm super man