Let's Call the Whole Thing Off - Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers
Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is growing flat
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that
Goodness knows what the end will be;
Oh I don't know where I'm at
It seems to see we two will never be one
Something must be done
You say either and I say eyether
You say neither and I say nyther;
Either eyether neither nyther
Let's call the whole thing off
You like potato and I like potatoe
You like tomato and I like tomatoe;
Potato potatoe tomato tomatoe
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh If we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh If we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyjahmas
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
You say laughter and I say lawfter
You say after and I say awfter;
Laughter lawfter after awfter
Let's call the whole thing off
You like vanilla and I like vanella
You eat parilla and I eat parella;
Vanilla vanella parilla parella
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh If we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh If we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So if you like oysters and I like ersters
I'll take oysters and give up ersters
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
