I Made A Mistake I Bought A Lemon Jeep - Teg Sethi
This is a true story about my experience of dealing with a multinational corporation
I'm going to sing my heart out for you now man
They won't bring me down I work so hard to make my money
But then they sold me a lemon man
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
I I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Yeah
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Don't you make a mistake and buy a jeep yeah
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
I I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Yeah
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Don't you make a mistake and buy a jeep yeah
I had a master plan I spent 60 grand
On a Grand Cherokee to transport the family
I thought a new car would be safe
With a baby on the way and it just wasn't the case
After 15 faults 3 times it was towed
Can't risk being in this car no more
So I take it back to the dealership for the mend
They fix it we drive out breaks down again
This car's given me anxiety
I must have bought a type of citrus variety
So I call FCA 'cause I am done
Hell no son no replacement no refund
But why it's been there 5 times in a year
Because it's not considered a major fault dear
So it's true and I thought it was just a rumor
Chrysler makes its money out of bullying the consumer
Chrysler makes its money out of bullying the consumer
Chrysler makes its money out of bullying the consumer
Chrysler makes its money out of bullying the consumer
They won't bring me down I've worked so hard
To make my money
But then they sold you a lemon man
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
I I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Yeah
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Don't you make a mistake and buy a jeep yeah
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
I I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Yeah
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Don't you make a mistake and buy a jeep yeah
So you know what they say
If you pee on a tree
The lemons grow nice and big and juicy
Then they're label it the Grand Cherokee
There's some f**ked up ethics in the company
I don't care if they want to come after me
I'm standing tall with Australia right behind me
I'm fighting for the whole lemon community
So they can shove their extended warranty
I ain't making it up
I'm making lemon tang
I'm making lemonade
I'm making lemon meringue
They didn't sell me a car
Sold me a lemon man
If I'm going out
I'm going out with a bang
You don't really have to buy a jeep
There are so many other alternatives
So what do we do now
Nobody can tell or like Ashton Wood
I'll send you straight to hell
Chrysler makes its money out of bullying the consumer
Chrysler makes its money out of bullying the consumer
Chrysler makes its money out of bullying the consumer
They won't bring me down
I worked so hard
To make my money
But then they sold me a lemon man
It's recognition set that it mightpull to the left
Hang space thompson and all of the rest
So there's nothing we can really do about it
But in your TV ad it's driving up a f**king mountain
So it's important for you all to know my sentiment
I'm just angry I'm not complacent
About no refund and no replacement
This thing is dangerous that's no understatement
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
I I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Yeah
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Don't you make a mistake and buy a jeep yeah
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
I I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Yeah
I made a mistake I bought a jeep
Don't you make a mistake and buy a jeep yeah
Don't you make a mistake and buy a jeep yeah
