[00:00.00]The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of"American Pie") -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:00.41]A long long time ago
[00:03.47]In a galaxy far away
[00:06.36]Naboo was under an attack
[00:10.50]And I thought me and qui-gon jinn
[00:13.12]Could talk the federation into
[00:15.94]Maybe cutting them a little slack
[00:21.30]But their response it didnt thrill us
[00:24.64]They locked the doors and tried to kill us
[00:27.78]We escaped from that gas
[00:30.43]Then met jar jar and boss nass
[00:34.00]We took a bongo from the scene
[00:36.62]And we went to theed to see the queen
[00:40.81]We all wound up on tatooine
[00:45.08]That's where we found this boy
[00:51.72]Oh my my this here anaking guy
[00:55.71]May be vader someday later
[00:58.05]Now he's just a small fry
[01:00.70]And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
[01:04.76]Saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi
[01:09.48]Soon I'm gonna be a jedi
[01:15.60]Did you know this junkyard slave
[01:17.84]Isn't even old enough to shave
[01:21.94]And he can use the force they say
[01:25.49]Ahh do you see him hitting on the queen
[01:29.05]Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
[01:32.49]Yah he's probably gonna marry her someday
[01:38.80]Well I knew he built C-3PO
[01:42.42]And I've heard how fast his pod can go
[01:45.86]And we were broke it's true
[01:48.85]So we made a wager or two
[01:52.33]He was a prepubescent flying ace
[01:55.71]And the minute jabba started off that race
[01:59.20]Well I knew who would win first place
[02:02.08]Oh yes it was our boy
[02:07.96]We started singing
[02:08.90]My my this here anakin guy
[02:12.18]May be vader someday later
[02:13.89]Now he's just a small fry
[02:15.84]And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
[02:18.73]Saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi
[02:22.76]Soon I'm gonna be a jedi
[02:27.58]Now we finally got to coruscant
[02:30.92]The jedi council we knew would want
[02:34.65]To see how good the boy could be
[02:38.96]So we took him there and we told the tale
[02:42.34]How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
[02:46.09]And he might fulfill that prophecy
[02:52.43]Oh the council was impressed of course
[02:56.41]Could he bring balance to the force
[02:59.56]They interview the kid
[03:03.16]Oh training they forbid
[03:06.13]Because yoda sensed in him much fear
[03:09.95]And qui-gon said now listen here
[03:13.31]Just stick it in your pointy ear
[03:16.41]I still will teach this boy
[03:22.12]He was singing
[03:23.25]My my this here anaking guy
[03:26.40]May be vader someday later
[03:27.92]Now he's just a small fry
[03:29.79]And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
[03:33.22]Saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi
[03:37.09]Soon I'm gonna be a jedi
[03:42.84]We caught a ride back to naboo
[03:45.38]'Cause queen amidala wanted to
[03:48.91]I frankly would've liked to stay
[03:52.98]We all fought in that epic war
[03:55.86]And it wasn't long at all before
[03:58.97]Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
[04:05.98]And in the end some gunguns died
[04:09.43]Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
[04:12.68]A lot of folks were croaking
[04:15.60]The battle droids were broken
[04:19.54]And the jedi I admire most
[04:22.93]Met up with darth maul and now he's toast
[04:26.71]Well I'm still here and he's a ghost
[04:30.01]I guess I'll train this boy
[04:36.23]And I was singing
[04:38.51]My my this here anaking guy
[04:42.98]May be vader someday later
[04:45.19]Now he's just a small fry
[04:48.04]And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
[04:52.49]Saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi
[04:57.42]Soon I'm gonna be a jedi
[05:02.21]We were singing
[05:04.19]My my this here anaking guy
[05:08.08]May be vader someday later
[05:10.41]Now he's just a small fry
[05:13.15]And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
[05:17.47]Saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi