[00:00.00]The Ladies Who Lunch - Stephen Sondheim
[00:05.75]Lyrics by：Stephen Sondheim
[00:11.51]Composed by：Stephen Sondheim
[00:17.27]Here's to the ladies who lunch
[00:24.35]Everybody laugh
[00:29.49]Lounging in their caftans
[00:32.70]And planning a brunch
[00:37.92]On their own behalf
[00:45.28]Off to the gym
[00:47.84]Then to a fitting
[00:50.95]Claiming they're fat
[00:54.91]And looking grim
[00:59.92]'Cause they've been sitting
[01:03.11]Choosing a hat
[01:08.13]Does anyone still wear a hat
[01:16.49]I'll drink to that
[01:21.74]Here's to the girls who stays smart
[01:24.92]Aren't they a gas
[01:28.79]Rushing to their classes
[01:30.91]In optical art
[01:33.28]Wishing it would pass
[01:38.30]Another long exhausting day
[01:43.24]Another thousand dollars
[01:46.83]A matinee a Pinter play
[01:51.38]Perhaps a piece of Mahler's
[01:54.50]I'll drink to that
[01:58.42]And one for Mahler
[02:02.02]Here's to the girls who play wife
[02:06.95]Aren't they too much
[02:10.86]Keeping house but clutching
[02:12.89]A copy of LIFE
[02:14.79]Just to keep in touch
[02:20.29]The ones who follow the rules
[02:23.96]And meet themselves at the schools
[02:27.85]Too busy to know that they're fools
[02:31.16]Aren't they a gem
[02:34.52]I'll drink to them
[02:38.55]Let's all drink to them
[02:51.99]And here's to the girls who just watch
[02:55.19]Aren't they the best
[02:59.09]When they get depressed
[03:00.48]It's a bottle of Scotch
[03:02.86]Plus a little jest
[03:06.82]Another chance to disapprove
[03:12.88]Another brilliant zinger
[03:15.78]Another reason not to move
[03:20.72]Another vodka stinger
[03:23.70]I'll drink to that
[03:32.87]So here's to the girls on the go
[03:36.16]Everybody tries
[03:39.52]Look into their eyes
[03:41.95]And you'll see what they know
[03:43.69]Everybody dies
[03:48.82]A toast to that invincible bunch
[03:52.99]The dinosaurs surviving the crunch
[03:56.57]Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch
[04:00.09]Everybody rise
[04:04.91]Rise
[04:08.67]Rise Rise Rise Rise Rise Rise Rise