The Man Who Couldn't Afford To Orgy - John Cale
Written by：John Cale
Pity the poor man pity the sad man
Pity the green man who couldn't afford to orgy
Pity the policeman pity the snowman
Pity the woman who couldn't afford to orgy
Say Johnny you're a lonesome
I could on them a little shiny
Mmm don't you wanna good time
Good for the postman good for the con man
Good for the milkman they can afford to orgy
Good for the butcher good for the astronaut
Good for the curate they can afford to orgy
Mmm come on honney keep you the my heart
Ooh you're breaking my heart aah aah
If it's a problem getting together
Leave it alone it's the easiest way
Great while it lasts but it don't last forever
Nothing like living real dangerously
Come on keep us with me
Oh don't worry baby you'll get over it
Mmm you'll get over it
Sorry to hear it sorry to see it
Sorry to mention I couldn't afford to orgy
Seems such a bother one thing another
Tempting and teasing just for an orgy
Oh no you have to take a chance
Ah you've gotta give me one
Chance anyway ha heh heh heh
Mmm you can sure do it ah mmm
C'mon mmm
