Church Chat (Original Version) - Frank Zappa
You know today the church is in a terrible state
The bucks just arent rollin in like they used to
And when the bucks don't come in
The church comes up with a new gimmick to make you spend to go to heaven
Now I know you don't know what I'm talking about
But what the f**k But anyway listen to this ladies and gentlemen
When the church wants to get your money they remind you about hell (Whoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha)
If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell (oui-oui)
Well let me give you an example this boy over here;
Tell em about it Brother Zappa
Sometimes people say:
That if you f**k somebody (oh lord) its a sin (oui-oui) this may or may not be true
(Testify)
This boy not only f**ked somebody with his organ
But he also f**ked a girl with a guitar with an umbrella
With a zuchinni with a shoe with an enema bag
What else did you do
A vibrato bar
A vibrato bar
Some people would say this is a sin And if you sin you're gonna go to hell
Well ladies and gentlemen:
There ain't no hell (oui)
There is no such thing as hell (oui)
There is no hell there is only France (oui-oui)
