Sucks Bein' Me

I WAKE UP TO A COLD, EMPTY CONDO

FILL THE DEAFENING SILENCE WITH VOICES ON TV

TAKE AN UBER-X TO SCHOOL

FORCE A SMILE AND PLAY IT COOL

BUT BASICALLY IT SUCKS BEIN’ ME…

MOM’S POSTCARDS SHOW A LIFE OF GRAND ADVENTURE

HOOBASTANKIN’ ‘ROUND THE COUNTRY HAPPY AND FREE

WHILE I’M STUCK HOME ALONE AND SULKIN’

LIKE A SAD MACAULAY CULKIN

WHAT I’M SAYING IS IT SUCKS BEIN’ ME

YOUR HONOR, IT SUCKS HARD BEIN’ ME...