Big Words Make the Baby Jesus Cry

He's so proud of the books that he's never read

And there are so many books that he's never read

'Cuz that's how doubts climb into your head

Make you think funny thoughts when you're lying in bed

Now he's got a philosophy a simple rule

A motto a creed：

\"Big Words make the Baby Jesus cry\"

There once was a woman who had nothing to say

But she felt the need to say it anyway

Never understood why people stayed away

She said the newspaper is filled with lies

Planted by Gay Muslim Jewish spies

Atheists run the public schools

While Communists piss in the public pools

No matter the facts she sees the truth

Big Words are the enemy

Report big words to the authorities

Big words are the things bad people say

If you hear a big word run the other way

Big Words lead you down a crooked path

To William Faulkner and Sylvia Plath

When you use a big word you commit a sin

When you use a big word the terrorists win

Tonight half the nation will sit down for a show

A movie written for five-year-olds

About a brave puppy and the kitten he saves

It's no wonder James Thurber spins in his grave

Now we've got a philosophy a simple rule

A motto a creed：

\"Big Words make the Baby Jesus cry\"