Yo Aladdin
Make sure my microphone is on
No wait a minute hm hm
Now let me check my tone
Before I start rockin Yo
What we're callin this homes
Ain't nothin goin on word
Well
If it ain't nothin but a funky song
I'm in it to win it
Properly fitted
So let's get with it
My lyrical format breaks and bends the rules
For those of you who wanna battle my crew
I come from the family down with Priority
Peace to N
W
A and Eazy E
And to the homies everywhere that's down with Low Pro
Y'all want funk
Yo
Yo
Now here we go
Can I come on
Or should I come off smooth and d**e
Spectacular to make a amateur choke
You see
It's gotta be funky
D**er than the average funk song
That's why I didn't come off strong
I chose a laid back jack
And watched the others swoop and holler
They try to kick funk
But yo
Why did they bother
This is pure funk
So y'all sing along
Ain't nothin goin on but a funky song
Funk the word for the day that I speak upon
It's like a d**g
You could say that I'm sprung
Every time that I speak I pertain to a funky crowd
Turn up the radio
Make sure that it's loud
The woofers are bumpin
The tweeders and tweetin
The bass is kickin'
Doub's about to start the rippin'
All these MC's sound alike
Screamin off of funky tracks
Got the nerve to put the garbage on wax
Artificial MC's
I break em with ease
They get dunked
They all lack the true meanin' of funk
A street hardcore sample with a positive tip
This here is so funky
All I need is a mothership
A pair of twelves and a mic in my hand
See
So I can get busy for those down with me
Have you yellin' my name while I pertain to the brain
Cause when it comes to funk
I'm leavin permanent stains
So change arrange and yo
I ain't a new jack
Gee
Aladdin gave me the mic
So I could speak my piece
Funk
The universal language
Now can you swing it
Some tried
But came softer than a Danish
Dunkenhein rappers is soft
They can't compete
Now here's a d**e record tooken out of the backstreets
Y'all know the words
So yo
Sing along
Ain't nothin goin on but a funky song
So now we come to the final verse of the song
I came to short circuit
So go and clap along
Wave your hands in the air while you shout and go off
But keep away from the stage
Because you might get tossed
Yo
Now here's somethin that I know that you like
Somethin funky
But yet though
It's gotta be hype
So sing along
Even though when I'm gone
