[00:00.00]Rent a Cop - Ben Folds
[00:23.93]I'm 'trolling food court for girls
[00:26.50]Yeah it's the best job in the world
[00:29.24]They know they're safe with me
[00:31.46]They love my little mustache
[00:33.02]They love a man in uniform
[00:38.91]Oh
[00:45.24]With my sunglass they can't
[00:47.71]See what I'm really looking at
[00:50.43]And as they're walking by
[00:52.66]I whisper through my doughnut
[00:54.43]Hey baby baby light that a** on fire
[01:00.02]How long must this day go on
[01:10.68]I got to stand here two more hours till I
[01:12.86]Punch the clock
[01:17.21]How long must this day go on
[01:34.14]No kid they don't give me a gun
[01:36.87]I don't get paid enough to run
[01:39.35]So you can call me what you want
[01:41.60]I'll be hanging at the check out
[01:42.79]Checking out your girlfriend
[01:44.26]Figure out how she's going to fit all of that
[01:46.54]Butt into that underwear - yeah
[01:51.34]Yeah
[01:58.16]Hey girl if you can't recall
[02:02.10]Where you parked your daddy's car
[02:04.39]Then I could help you out
[02:08.68]All alone in this
[02:11.14]Great big mall
[02:13.89]Oh
[03:15.71]How long must this day go on
[03:17.04]I got to stand here two more hours
[03:19.50]Till it's Miller Time
[03:23.74]How long must this day go on
[03:27.05]Whoa oh oh oh oh
[03:35.53]I'm 'trolling food court for girls
[04:22.59]I whisper through my doughnut
[04:28.78]Hey baby baby hey baby baby baby
[04:30.88]Light that
[04:31.57]Light that a** on fire