[00:00.58]Dear people of the universe
[00:01.99]Bluebells are purple, Greenland's not green
[00:04.41]My pinkie's not pink, so what does it mean
[00:07.53]Roses are red, but my name's not Dave
[00:10.86](Are you drunk?) I'm not drunk
[00:12.73]Microwave
[00:17.56]Do you know what I'm saying
[00:22.04]Do you know what I'm saying
[00:25.48]Lying on the kitchen floor
[00:28.45]I know I shouldn't do it but I wanna do it more
[00:31.62]Wait, sorry I zoned out
[00:36.11]What did you just say
[00:38.98]Did you just call me pretty
[00:42.00]You must be mistaken
[00:44.84]Or talking to a mirror
[00:47.98]Sorry, I'm bad at words
[00:55.46]Maths is yellow and science is blue
[00:58.33]Marmite's gross and so are you
[01:01.46]Scotland isn't real, Nicholas Cage isn't either
[01:04.56]Yesterday I made friends with a spider
[01:07.61]Oh em gee
[01:10.45]Lying on the kitchen flooring
[01:13.62]I bet you think that I'm boring
[01:16.62]Wait, sorry I zoned out
[01:21.10]What did you just say
[01:23.98]Did you just call me pretty
[01:26.97]You must be mistaken
[01:29.80]Or talking to a mirror
[01:32.69]'Cause you're telling lies
[01:38.30]You're so stupid
[01:44.36]I'm going ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
[01:49.35]Ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
[01:58.38]Wait, sorry I zoned out
[02:03.06]What did you just say
[02:05.92]Did you just call me pretty
[02:09.04]Wowww
[02:10.59]Yeah, la la-la la la laaa
[02:14.92]Sorry I'm so bad at this!!
[02:17.33]I put my heart inside a microwave
[02:23.71]A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
[02:29.37]I put my heart inside a microwave
[02:35.75]A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
[02:41.35]I put my heart inside a microwave
[02:47.83]A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
[02:53.43]I put my heart inside a microwave
[02:59.74]A microwave, a microwave