My Name Is Mud - Primus
Written by:Les Claypool/Larry LaLonde/Tim Alexander
My name is mud
Not to be confused with bill
Or jack or pete or dennis
My name is mud
And it's always been
Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-*****
You've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe
I'm rather drab
Except my patent shoes
I make em shine
Well most the time
Cept today my feet are troddin
On by this friend of mine
Six foort two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground
Before he starts to smell
My name is mud
My name is mud
But call me alowishus
Devadander abercrombie
That's long for mud
So I've been told
Told that by this sonsa*****
That lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride
I drink my wine
I'd drink the finest except
I haven't earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard
Could bring any man to tears
We had our words
A common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium
With an aluminum baseball bat
My name is mud
My name is mud
Mud
My name is mud