SINGLE (Explicit)

Been there

Done that

A million times

Been with

My share

of girls and guys

So I know what I want

I’m not afraid to make demands

I like my life

The way it is

That’s why I don’t wanna change it

Don’t go wasting my time

Unless you’re worth my while

If you wanna get to know me

There’s something you should know, babe

There’s something you should really know

I’m so ****ing single I date myself

I sleep in the middle in my king size bed

You can try to compete with my TV screen

But I’m so ****ing single I’d marry me

Wish I

Could ask the future me

If you make me happy

Should I give you the boot or my apartment key?

If you promise

To hold me tight

I’ll let you spend more than a night

But I don’t know if I’m ready for your toothbrush next to mine

If you wanna get to know me

There’s something you should know, babe

There’s something you should really know

I’m so ****ing single I date myself

I sleep in the middle in my king size bed

You can try to compete with my TV screen

But I’m so ****ing single I’d marry me

I’m so single

So ****ing single

I’m so ****ing single I date myself

I sleep in the middle in my king size bed

You can try to compete with my TV screen

You could be even cuter than Ryan Gosling

Down on your knees with a diamond ring

But I’m so ****ing single I’d marry me