You Don't Miss Twice (When You're Shavin' With A Knife)

Into the woods with a pack and a blade

A cigar box medkit

Retractable spade

Flint and steel

Pine needle bed

There ain't nothig like the woods

To clear your head

I got a real nice piece

With a handle of bone

A good friend to have

When you're out on you're own

But you don't miss twice

When you're shavin' with a knife

Coarse grain sandpaper on my face

Felt my neck and reached for my blade

Thought I'd try my hand at the barber's trade

When you've got a knife

You've got it made

Bathing in the river

It ain't half bad

Ya get a cool drink while you're takin' a bath

Stick your blade in the water and there's you lather

Yeah

But you don't miss twice

When you're shavin' with a knife

Stubble's comin' in strong

Scratch your soft skin raw

Like a mean mutt

With a razor maw

Swipe along my neck

And against my jaw

Mmm hmm

Blood's just blood

No need to fuss

Or get your shorts in a bunch

And cuss and cuss

Still you don't miss twice

When you're shavin' with a knife

But you don't miss twice

When you're shavin'

When you're shavin'

When you're shavin' with a knife