[00:00.00]Wizard Of The Hood - Insane Clown Posse
[00:01.14]One time the ICP with this sh*t
[00:03.29]For you and your boys to say "F**k yeah" to
[00:05.66]Yo J kick some of that sh*t about the wizard and all that
[00:08.93]Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap bald-headed f**k
[00:12.09]Aw sh*t homeboy you should of seen me
[00:14.42]I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD
[00:16.32]Straight passed out on his mother's bed
[00:17.82]Seven cans of brew going through my head
[00:19.79]Dreaming I was sipping on Faygo
[00:22.15]In my d**e house here comes a tornado
[00:23.96]Huh I can't run no where
[00:26.06]'Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air
[00:28.64]And don't laugh just yet
[00:30.05](And it's blindin' my motherf**king eyes bet)
[00:32.00]And here comes a three and a half foot pimp
[00:33.60]With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp
[00:35.89]Yo I gotta grip on my weapon
[00:37.63]'Cuz this midget motherf**ker and his boys are stepping
[00:39.96]"Oh my look at the witch
[00:41.98]You crushed and killed that wicked old b**ch"
[00:43.81]And they saying that I'm doomed
[00:45.45]'Cuz I killed some ho that rides on a broom
[00:47.90]F**k this I'm going back to where I stay
[00:50.09]And I walking down the yellow brick alleyway
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[00:52.41]We're off to see the wizard
[00:53.76](Sing along sing along)
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[00:55.57]We're off to see the wizard
[00:57.30]Drop the motherf**kers all the way to Delray
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[01:05.90]Drop the motherf**kers all the way to Delray
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[01:08.54]Well go on motherf**ker
[01:10.12]Now I'm roaming just like basshead
[01:11.56]Everybody know just where the alley led
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[01:13.89]And don't say you don't know
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[01:15.53]Which way to go yo there go the scarecrow
[01:17.93]I ain't playing this b******t no more
[01:19.75]So I whip out the nickel plated double-four
[01:21.97]Best tell my a** how to get back
[01:23.64]Or I'll blow the straw out your f**king head
[01:25.58]You wanna see the wizard
[01:26.28]F**k yeah I do
[01:27.32]Get me off this pole and I'll come with you
[01:29.04]You know the wiz
[01:30.01]Yeah its the road for him
[01:31.16]Then he gave me on a'gene
[01:32.21]Now I gotta bullet for him
[01:33.29]So me and the crow was walking on bricks
[01:35.25]Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks
[01:37.01]Thinking damn this ain't how the movie goes
[01:39.25]I ain't seen one motherf**king rainbow
[01:41.43]Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land
[01:43.41]Just what you thought there go the tin man
[01:45.49]How to get to the wizard
[01:46.84]What the f**k
[01:47.45]I ain't saying sh*t until you oil me up
[01:49.11]I don't see any motherf**king oil bro
[01:51.44]Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull
[01:53.23]Huh just like the book said
[01:54.83]Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead
[01:57.00]Old-a** rusted out metal
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[01:58.95]But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto
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[02:03.76]"Somewhere over the rainbow"
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[02:08.70]F**k up b**ch
[02:10.18]Damn this ain't Kansas ho
[02:12.61]This is the southwest motherf**king ghetto zone b**ch
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[02:15.20]So pick your skank a** up
[02:16.87]And you and Toto get the f**k on
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[02:19.17]Yeah we've come a long way
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[02:21.16]Drop the motherf**kers all the way to Del Ray
[02:23.05]And I'm a wonder land story book tourist
[02:24.92]Gripping that 44 we coming up to the forest
[02:27.17]Anything could be out there
[02:28.94]Lions tigers maybe a bear
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[02:31.11]Hoods and hoodlums and thieves oh my
[02:33.02]Hoods and hoodlums and thieves oh my
[02:34.92]Hoods and hoodlums and thieves oh my
[02:36.91]I'm a kick somebody in they f**kin' eye
[02:38.87]Don't f**k with me at a time like this
[02:40.73]I'll send out a bullet guaranteed won't miss
[02:42.74]So I just move and the hooks are flying
[02:44.78]You've come and buck with the f**king lion
[02:46.52]I want rings chains any kind of gold
[02:48.64]Or what
[02:49.34]Or I'm a let this nine unfold
[02:50.83]Man f**k this come back to Del Ray
[02:52.67]There you can rob motherf**kers any day
[02:54.64]Crackheads hoes whatever you can name
[02:56.61]Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (yeah)
[02:59.20]So finally we was at the castle
[03:00.81]And with the guards we got no hastle
[03:02.53]They all just got the f**k out our way
[03:04.45]I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J
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[03:24.60]Yo where's the motherf**king wizard stay
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[03:26.53]Who wants to know Violent-psychopath-J
[03:28.48]I wanna word with him at gun point
[03:30.35]Cuz there's no place like Detroit
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[03:32.94]Welcome to the wizards kingdom
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[03:36.40]The Wizard of the Ghetto as its said
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[03:40.43]Welcome to the wizards kingdom
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[03:44.36]Sorry motherf**ker this is where you'll stay
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[03:48.27]Scarecrow you ain't sh*t to me
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[03:51.88]And the lion ain't sh*t but a snack for three
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[03:55.89]Tin Man don't take me for a sucker
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[04:00.17]I'll chew your a** up and spit bullets out motherf**ker
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[04:05.29]We let it rain
[04:06.29]Seventy-nine slugs to his f**king brain
[04:08.09]Then I stepped back cool and calm
[04:09.81]Cuz the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs
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[04:12.05]Everybody know about car jacking
[04:13.76]So me and the fellas went home macking
[04:16.03]Jumped in a smooth-a** ride
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[04:18.08]Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side
[04:20.18]Gripped it back to the hood where we came from
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[04:22.89]And that sh*t was fun
[04:24.09]Next thing I knew I was back at the party
[04:26.23]Got up and was finning to tell everybody
[04:28.24]But I just let it pass
[04:29.56]Cuz I know they'll laugh at my drunk a**