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Little Betty Bouncer - Flotsam/Jetsam
Little Betty Bouncer is kind to her people
And a nice girl more or less
But at present no joke
She's causing her folks
No end of deep distress
For she's quite mad
About a man she's never met
And it's all through
An innocent crystal set
Little Miss Bouncer
Loves an announcer
Down at the BBC
She doesn't know his name
But how she rejoices
When she hears
That voice of voices
Absolutely tireless
Sitting at the wireless
Poor little Miss B
It's the man who announces
With such a lot of passion in it
The Daventry shipping forecast
Will follow in a minute
Little Miss Bouncer
Loves an announcer
Down at the BBC
She almost passes right away
The silly little clown
Whenever he announces
That the station's closing down
You'd think from her behaviour
When he makes his oscillation
That there wasn't any difference
Between that and osculation
His voice must be peculiar
For the other afternoon
He spoke of Mr Jepson
And she fell into a swoon
Another night she wept aloud
And tore her flaxen tresses
Because he hadn't mentioned her
Among the SOS's
When she came to
This sentimental kid
Couldn't stand it any longer
And what do you think she did
Little Miss Bouncer
Wrote to the announcer
Down at the BBC
The answer she received
Is worth reciting
By return of post
In plain handwriting
All addressed and dated
This is what it stated
Dear little Miss B
Here's a picture of my babies
And the eldest is the laddie
Who you may like to know
Is the image of his daddy
So dear Miss Bouncer
From the wife of the announcer
Down at the BBC
